Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces
I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh I laugh. If you jump out the window I look down then…I laugh again
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman!
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
Only your real friends tell you when your face is dirty.
Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.
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